Archives for July 2009

When summer started, Karen and I decided to have our internet, phone, and TV turned off since we would be spending much of the summer away from home. It seemed to be the practical thing to do. I haven’t watched TV all summer. I’ve seen bits of pieces of shows when I’ve been at other people’s homes, but nothing like,”it’s 9 pm Monday night I’ve got to watch RAW.” For our Super Bowl party at church I had gotten a digital converter box and expensive antennae. I figured I would just hook this up at home. No luck. It says I get 14 channels, but none of them shows for more than 5 seconds before I get blocks of color. It shows that my antennae strength is only 38% and this is with Wal-Mart’s most expensive don’t have to climb on your roof antennae. So, we’ve been watching lots of movies and sometimes we just shut the thing off and play. I’ve spoken with dozens of people, including my grandparents, who are less than pleased with the digital TV revolution. This was a government mandated thing. Billions were spent to print the rebate cards(many of which are still sitting in a warehouse somewhere) and actually pay for the rebates. I got my $50 box for $10 using my $40 off coupon and I want a refund! To say this whole operation has been a mess from the beginning(they changed the date more than George and Susan) would be an understatement. Spoiler Warning-dig at big government coming! Now these same people want to run our health care system. To say that I am less than enthused would be an understatement. Ever mailed a letter that didn’t make it? Ever waited 6 hours to get your driver’s license? More often than not, when government seeks to solve a problem it involves committees and paid bureaucrats who create confusing systems that almost never result in solving the problem. Time to switch gears: how often have we done the same in our churches? We see a problem and form a committee to study it and table the issue until the next meeting. That means that the problem won’t be solved at least for another month! Most of the time the committee reports and then questions are answered that they don’t have the answers to. See you next month! We laugh about putting anyone who missed the meeting on whatever committee happens to be formed that month. When the government and the church try to do too many things, things they aren’t called to do, or things they’re not good at then everyone suffers. As far as TV goes, I’ll be fine until football season…then I’ll start wearing out my welcome at various people’s home who have TV’s that actually pick up the NFL. Hey, don’t blame me, it’s the government’s fault. At least that’s what the Mullikin committee said.

I think this summer stands as one of the most significant in my life.  So many amazing things have happened with me and my family that I feel like I’m about to bust to get it all out.  It has been really special.  God has even used the worst moments to bear great fruit and that’s kinda why He’s God.  I know you’re sitting there like Costanza saying, “Jerry, I need details!”  Here’s what I can tell you.

1.  Our gong show skit “High School Camp Musical” got gonged.  I got my days mixed up so we lost a day of practice.  Is it just me or has the gong show gotten too high tech?  Anyway, it was a great gong show.

2.  Tried to preach completely without notes for the first time at the East Michigan Family Camp.  It was a remarkable week.  I met so many great young people who shared their amazing stories with me.  Met two great college ministry teams from SWU and BBC.  Got to hang out with Matt and Emily Miller who are starting an amazing adventure of their own.  I can’t wait to hear how God moves in their lives and the people who are changed because of their faithfulness.  Steve DeNeff spoke the first 3 nights and well, he’s Steve Deneff.  Enuff said.  Saw some incredible chalk drawings and the worship leader, Mark from Cypress Wesleyan in Ohio, was awesome.  Great times of worship.  I loved meeting in the tent with the youth.  No lights or special effects-just 3 acoustic guitars and the presence of God.  It was really cool.

3.  As many of you know, I got to do some stand up comedy in Michigan.  I had a blast and I’m pretty sure at least of my lines was funny. Been writing a lot more material.  I wanna have about 1 hour 15 minutes worth of good stuff for the fall.

4.  Can I just say that the Transformers have sadly transformed from kid friendly to gratuitous smut?  Spoiler Alert!  If I want to see dogs humping then I will go to…wait a minute-I DON’T WANT TO SEE DOGS HUMPING!

5.  The ordination service at District Conference was very moving(full story sometime down the road).  Only in America could a couple from Cuba, a country boy from Chesnee, a farmer’s son from Indiana, a Mountaineer from WV, and a man from a town called Silk Hope get ordained in the same place on the same night.  newhope’s facility is awesome.  Didn’t get to try the coffee.

6.  In the same day, I got refused entry to the NC House Chamber, saw the Governor, went into the ladies’ bathroom at the Mudcats game, and then got reprimanded once I was allowed into the House Chamber for putting the agenda on the ledge.

7.  Spent a day at the Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, AL which is the home of space camp.  If anyone wants to give me the $1000 scholarship to do the week long adult space camp then I am ready and willing to go.  We’ll be back there next summer to see Karen’s family in Grant, AL and the Star Wars exhibit.  I am saving my NASA ice cream sandwich for a special occasion.  Hopefully, Smitty won’t nab it from me.

8.  I may have missed the 4 weeks of news coverage for Michael Jackson, but I didn’t miss it.

9.  More to come.  Thanks for all the Twitter/Facebook status encouragement.  I do it for the people.  Anybody know how to change whose listed on the following part of my twitter home page, get DM’s and @replies on my phone, and give me your thoughts on the Blackberry Storm?

Here’s the short sweet version:

Middle School Camp

High School Camp

East Michigan Family Camp Youth Track

First Stand up gig

Heading to Alabama to pick up Karen and the kids.

Don’t have time for full reports, but they will come later this week(if my mother in law’s computer is working).

Life is good.  I’ve had one soda a week for 3 weeks and no Mt. Dew in 2 weeks.  Gotta switch Gatorade and sweet tea for water since it was hindering my weight loss.  Thanks for your prayers.  Can’t wait to see my family.  Drake has officially entered level 4 of the terrible 2’s.  Peace to all.