1. Florida won the BCS title last night. I pretty much pull against all teams from conferences that have Big or Pac in their name. Good thing Stoops won his BCS title in his first try cause since then he’s been el choker grande. Think about this, the NCAA governs all aspects of division 1 football except for the national title. A football playoff would mean “too much time away from the classroom.” Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t all bowl games DURING CHRISTMAS BREAK? The NCAA has the power to make or break your career and livelihood, but not to crown it’s own national champion. The national championship is crowned by a group consisting of only 66 schools(out of around 119) from only major conferences(the BCS) and also by writers(the AP poll) who only watch games featuring(guess who?) those same 66 schools. To me, you make all teams enter 12 team conferences with a conference championship game and then those 10 champions would have a playoff. Top six teams get a bye and you’re talking 4 extra weeks of football. This is the Heath plan. I noticed Tim Tebow had John 3:16 on his eye black but he played like John 11:35 in the first half. In the end, the Gators proved that the SEC is head and shoulders above the rest and that the Big 12 was a Big Fraud this year.
2. John Smoltz signed with the Red Sox. I like Smoltz. I like the Red Sox. I’m just not excited about this signing. It gives their rotation some needed depth, but I’m still reeling from the Texiera disappointment.
3. I’m pretty sure that Wesleyan Life is the only magazine that Barack Obama hasn’t been on the cover of. At what point do we reach Obama overload? At what point will the media realize,”Oh wait, he got elected so we can stop shoving him down people’s throats now”? I’m rooting for him. We need him to make wise decisions. We need him to be fiscally prudent. We need him to release all the details about Area 51, JFK, WMD’s, and Windows Vista. Oh, and he needs to pull all of the NCAA’s funding until we have a college football playoff. If he did that in his first term then there wouldn’t even need to be an election in 4 years because no one could beat him.
4. I am going to invent a tired meter for children. It can guage how tired kids are and how likely they are to throw a public tantrum. I’m also going to invent childproof diapers that only adults can remove. Last night I tied all of our kitchen table chairs to the table so Drake can’t move them and climb on things anymore. There’s still enough room to eat, but not to move them into the living room.
5. I think TNA is trying to go old school ECW.
6. I was a victim of Ebay fraud the other day. Thought I was getting a MacBook Pro at a great price. Instead, the “seller” was trying to steal my personal information. Ebay was great when I forwarded the email from him that looked very Ebay authentic. Within a few minutes they alerted me to the fraud and saved me a lot of money. I wonder if Western Union knows that they we also part of the plot? So, back to the Mac replacement drawing board. And yes, as I type this on a Windows machine, once you go Mac you never go back.